#14

This, friends, is the natural progression of a combination of stupidity, cowardice, and fair skin. Looks like Jared needs to man up. Also, we've got a big plans for the next strip: Introduction of a third character. We promise not to make her as awesome as we are, because that might be too much awesome. She'll be a little awesome though.

Now moving on to gingers, I think it's important to note that, despite our weaknesses, it should be widely known that we are of superior genetic stock. If you know gingers, be sure to suck up to them, because in the coming regime we will be worshiped as god's and lord over the lesser races.

~Cory