I'm very big into preparing for undeath. I've got the training for virtually any type of transformation in that capacity, and this comic is only one example. Take zombies for incidence. My love of zombie narratives has given me excessive insight on how to be an ineffective zombie, an important bit of insight for anyone that wants to improve the odds for human survivors. It's in this vein that I continue to not exercise. I figure that the more my muscles atrophy in life, the slower and weaker I'll be as a zombie. Let's face it, statistically I'm unlikely to survive a zombie apocalypse. Really, we all are, because it's an effing apocalypse. Why not do your part to make it easier on those of us that are lucky and skilled enough to make it?
