#22

It's true. Advertising it stupidly expensive. I mean, it's cool that they gave us a free credit, but frankly it doesn't look like we're going to get very far with search terms that would traditionally relate to our strip. "Awesome" was my first suggestion. "Fantastitudical" was a close second; while affordable, we decided that the fact that it was not a real word might affect the number of related searches, even in light of the average internet user's ability to spell. Equally futile were "webcomic" and "NEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDS" So we've begun to explore more exotic options.

Also, noticeably, we are increasingly writing a webcomic about writing a webcomic. It's funny to us at least, and that's just dandy.

#21

Some people feed pigeons. To me, that seems like a waste of food. Also pigeons are filthy and shifty eyed. Instead I tempt strangers' dogs with sandwiches so that they will be my friends. Some have suggested that this type of behavior is like sitting outside a school zone and offering puppies to children. Screw that. If I had puppies, I wouldn't need to abduct children. Puppies are better, not to mention the fact that children are even filthier than pigeons. Frankly pedophiles need to get their priorities straight.

We're also thrilled to finally have another comic up. It's been a long time coming, curiously coming the same week Google sent us money to buy advertising. My first plan was to use it on crystal meth and hookers, but turns out that multi-billion dollar corporations are careful about how they dole out their money. I couldn't find any prostitutes that accept gift cards to Google Ad-words. Alas. foreveralone.jpg